Thursday, January 20, 2005

Weird pets

I love dogs. I grew up with a dog. Collie. Beautiful dog. Really smart. Lots of fun too. We would run around the house together. Play tag. She could do lots of cool tricks. Oh the memories...

I was at a friend's house recently and his son has a pet snake. Can someone please explain this one to me because I just don't get it. A dog I understand. A cat? Not my favorite but I still get it. Even a bunny just barely sneaks onto my "Glenn's list of acceptable domestic pets" list. But a snake? Why? You don't snuggle up in the bed with a snake. They can't fetch (at least I don't think they can). Heck, they can't even roll over on command. They just sort of lie there and do nothing. If you're lucky, maybe you'll catch it eating a mouse alive for 5 minutes of entertainment (sorry PETA but if you had as many of those annoying little creatures running around the house and eating and defecating on your food as we do, you'd understand the joy of seeing that scared, hopeless look on their face instead of ours once in a while).

I can't stand it when I hear those stories of snakes turning against their owners and biting them. And they get all angry and disappointed in the snake. "Oh, he was such a good pet. I just can't imagine what came over him to do this. He has never bitten anyone before." Well, I think I might have a clue as to what came over him. HE'S A SNAKE!!! That's what came over him. He woke up one day and realized that he's a snake and his owner isn't. And what do snakes do? THEY BITE THINGS! That's why they're a snake. It's in their nature. In fact, that's all they know how to do. They have the brain capacity to bite, slither and poop and that's about it.

Time to go feed my Anaconda...

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