Monday, January 16, 2006

Sex and TV

I'm getting sick and tired of skewed statistics. You know - the kind when the mainstream media just wants you to see the world through their warped eyes. Why just today there was a Reuters news feed that started out as follows:

"Thinking of buying a TV for the bedroom? Think again - it could ruin your sex life. A study has found that couples who have a TV set in their bedroom have sex half as often as those who don't."

You see? This is a perfect example of where they got it all backwards. The story should read as follows:

"Thinking of having sex in the bedroom? Think again - it would ruin your TV viewing time. A study has found that couples who have sex in the bedroom watch TV half as often as those who don't."

There. That's more like it.

3 Comments:

At 1:26 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You've been married too long.

 
At 7:08 AM, Blogger Jas said...

makes perfect sense after you edited it :P

 
At 3:13 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

What about a pie eating contest? Pizza pie that is.

 

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